Marketing Jargon

1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her andsay:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get
her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing

4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
Straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open
the door(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That'sPublic Relations

5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?"
- That's BrandRecognition.

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap.

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich.
Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating intoyour market share.

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" Your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.